Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.

This is the joke (a total dad joke if ever there was one) that popped into my head when the new 14-inch Gateway GWTN141-10 laptop landed on my doorstep. For anyone familiar with the PC and electronics brand from the 1990s and early 2000s, the name is inseparable from its cow-print packaging and Holstein mascot.
…
Read more