This car review isn’t going the way you think it is. Unlike many an auto journalist or car enthusiast, I’m not opposed in the slightest to the idea of super-sport crossovers. After all, what sort of hypocrisy is it to valorize sport sedans and super-wagons, yet condemn crazy-quick SUVs? Sure, sport-utes might be heavier and ride higher, thus diluting performance versus those fast family cars … but that’s already what those cars are doing when compared to sports cars.